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3/30/2006 3:50:01 PM Welcome to the first installment of ThePhoenix.com's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World.

After pouring through thousands of photographs, millions of frames of movies and TV shows, we have created a list of the least sexy males on the planet.

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1.

Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him.

The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

2.

Randy Johnson: If he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops.

Could you imagine the nights when he pitched to Otis Nixon?

3.

Roger Ebert: Yes, he lost all that weight.

Yes, you still wouldn't fuck him.

4.

Dr.

Phil: Being a know-it-al...